Cool
Thank you
My admiration
"Sun Sun Fraternal Association Club"
No leaving before 10 pm
I can't stay the whole night
No leaving early I lost spectacularly last time
You can't leave early this time
But I have to
Thank you...
Auntie Cutie
Keong, so early today
Yes, a bit earlier than usual
The mackerel is delicious today
What about getting one?
However delicious, not as delectable as you
Right? Yes
Go fresh with some young girls
Your membership card Sure...
I am a waiter only
Yet I have to place bets for customers
So you prefer to wait on pigs back in the native village
Or place bets for customers?
Kong Ming, you talking to me?
What did you say?
Granny Deaf, he is grumbling to himself
What?
Teacups for customers in Rm 8
Rm s?
Rm 3, two tea, two coffee, one French toast
OK, coming, sure, thank you
Holdup! Hands up! Freeze!
Holdup! Freeze! Holdup!
She...is deaf
Holdup!
Don't...
Quiet... holdup!
Help...
Don't scream...
Granny Deaf, what is it?
Freeze...
What is it?
Freeze...
All freeze
Put the knife down...cut the call
Freeze...
Buddy, that's what we are doing
You take it easy, what do you want?
L...come to rob
That's what you are doing
I want money
You want money? All right
Mrs Ming, give him the money
Money?
You are the robber or I am the robber?
Who asked you to tell her?
I have a gun
I know you have a gun
You call the shots, you are the robber
I am the boss here
I want to cooperate with you
Once you are done
We can go back to business, right?
Yes
Hand me the money
Yes... Freeze
Freeze
What are you doing?
Don't scream! Freeze!
Freeze, give me the money, be quick
Go
Be quiet
No...calling the police
Or I will kill him
No
Go down with me
Go down with you?
Yes
Don't worry, I will be back soon
Go...
Done, what to do?
I was so scared...
Go...
Chap, you go down like this?
Don't look at me, turn around
Don't look at my face
Go...
Your glasses are broken
If you go down like this
It will rouse suspicions, right?
Don't look at me, turn around
Go
Taxi...l have a gun, no pursuit
Taxi...
What are you doing? Crazy
Want to take advantage of me?
But I saw it first
Brother Tin...
Wah, on your beat this far already?
Oh yes, I have a favour to ask
Don't you dare, I have a gun
Lunch so early?
Your friend?
This evening at B, two rooms, all right?
No problem
I count on you, thank you
Really so hot today?
Can we go now?
Go...
Wipe your sweat first
Thank you
Go
Buddy, I will go
How long you want to go on?
When we get to a safe place I will let you go
Just shut up and go
Sorry
See, you have torn it
Big Brother, I am sorry
Don't be so scared, just scars
This was made by a chopper
This a bullet hole
From a real gun, not fake like this
Big Brother, I am sorry, I didn't mean to
I really have my back to the wall
I can return the money to you
Forget it
Big Brother, let me off, let me go
I am letting you go, you just go
Thank you...
I...don't want to go to jail
You carry this fake gun around
You will be in trouble if the cops see it
Right...thank you
Big Brother, I just want to destroy the evidence
The gun has my fingerprint
Let me destroy it
Big Brother What now?
I know you are a good man That's why I ask you
Could you lend me 500 dollars?
My mother is ill, my wife is pregnant
I really have nowhere to go I need the money to save life
You lend me 500 dollars
It is not for drug?
Really no?
Thank you...Big Brother
Swipe off the sweat, just take it
Thank you...boss...thank you
Tea on me some other time
Oh no, Brother Tin still not back
Madam Cutie, let us call the police
C Crazy
Tin knows what to do, don't you worry
Mrs Ming
See, he is here
You all right?
How lucky, the money back
Brother Tin, you are back, cool How cool
Bare hands versus revolver And not even a scratch
Just the shin is torn
You are cool, if I were there
I would have helped you beat him up
Beat...
Just go back to your work
Take it was nothing has happened No big deal, don't spread it around
How cool...
Go back to your dishes
Brother Tin cool
Master Tin, don't scare me like that
Don't risk your life for this bit of money
Mrs Ming, take care of it first
Oh yes, I almost forgot
500 dollars
What? Charity again?
Whatever
I have to change
Some go on diet just to look good
They will go to any lengths
738
738 roger, go on
Mr Ming says the old place
Sit down, have tea and a bun
Same old line He has no new thing to say
You talking to me? Yes, I am talking
So yes or no
In 15 minutes
These young men
In times of national crisis
Still saying such nonsense
When I see him I will ask him to shut up
Could you shut up as well?
9.7 dollars, please Just shut up
Madam, I am off, sorry
I am already in, you want me to get off?
Now go
Madam, do you see this? I am sorry...
Let me tell you
My god-brother-in-law is a district Councilor Really?
If you don't go now
I will sue you for picking passenger
Madam, why don't we do this?
I take you to another block
So you can take another taxi, all right?
No, you just go
I have a delivery to make
All right, since your god-brother-in-law knows law
You just shut up
If I didn't show you I would fail my parents
Madam, 14.9 dollars please
15 dollars here, keep the change
10 cents tips, let me open the door for you
How generous, really
Madam, thank you, thank you
Be careful, Madam
My chickens
Of course, you have not paid for them yet
I just gave you the fare And 10 cents tips
But you have not paid your chickens' fare
Please take a look
See the yellow plaque there?
Poultry or birds, 2 dollars each
2 dollars? You...
It will take some time to count
Madam, you have the time for it?
You rascal, how dare you! My god-brother-in-law...
All right, ask him to count them with you
Brother Tin
I just saw Kong Ming, he said you were cool
Bare hands versus two guns, and subjugated a professional robber
Cool or what
Some exaggeration
You said it or Kong Ming said it?
Kong Ming was a bit vague in his account
To do you justice
I added in the details
The guy is sick
Or how would he come to rob with a fake gun
This is such an understatement Sick?
Whether a gun is fake or authentic
Even my dad who had been a cop for decades can't tell it for sure
You tell me What?
What? Just tell me
Tell you what
So you treat me like this Aren't we relatives?
Why you hide it from it?
Let us go
What? I haven't eaten yet
Let us stay a bit longer Let us go
You are leaving? Yes Come over here
Madam, aren't you a bit too fast?
Just go...not your business
Waiter, a pot of tea
Why? You don't have to care
Be careful
Can't leave it to you, can we?
How dare you threw a bun at my big brother
Come on
What a coincidence
Somebody got wind of something?
You sure did?
But I don't think you will tell me
Just shut up, cousin
You are right
In times of national crisis, better shut up. Right?
Don't eat sour or spicy food
Come back tomorrow to change the dressing All right
Take care
Master Ho What?
Not home again?
She has gone out She has a registered letter?
A package from the States
From the States
She has to claim it this time
Uncle Luk, that old hen is more than 60 years old
Why make her go here and there Let me sign for her You?
We have been neighbours for decades
You won't trust me? Really
I do
All right...
Good
Thank you Thank you
Oh no! Just be broken! Oh no...
Really, early in the morning...
Oh, it is you
Thank you
Miss Hen, you look chic today
Miss Hen?
My name is Tsang
It must be that rascal
What did he call me?
Nothing
Oh yes, you have a package
Your rascal signed it for you
Miss Hen, how come you have three tails at the back?
What do you know?
Rascal
What's wrong with it?
All these snowflakes
Just had tea'?
Dim sum
Rascal, so you are filial
The lower one
The upper one for Old Hen
What is the difference?
This barbecued pork bun was bitten
Not bitten, split Split? You rascal
It didn't taste good so you brought it back for me
Just eat it, don't grumble Half a spring roll
Why is it on? What were you watching?
Cantonese film
The TV set is broken
I couldn't see anything, really
How nice
You have a friend who sent you Cantonese films from the States
Don't you look down at me
I have many friends in the States
If you do, buy a NTSC system TV Like Old Hen did
You can't watch it on this TV
You know nothing and so don't brag
Rascal! Open the door Granny
Coming...just a moment
What is it? Where is the rascal?
Rascal, so I was right
What did you call me? Rascal Old Hen
You both cut it out Whose side are you in?
I have to make a call
Good, let me call the police, give it to me
No
Why be so good to her?
There is a thief here What?
I have evidence, look
Mind your words, I did you a favour only
Who are you to sign it for me?
He used to be your son-in-law My mother's husband Hear it?
Right, and I wonder who was the rascal
That my daughter had to go to the States by herself
And you had the nerve to steal The videotape she sent me
Really, it is for Granny
You stole it and you have made it difficult for me
Rascal, your name is Ho
You don't use her name It is not about whose name
If Shui is willing, he is welcome Hear it?
She tries to alienate our feelings
What? You have feelings? Of course
As for feelings, he still has a bit
Though he was wrong to do so What a bit?
Granny, come...try the shrimp dumplings
Come on, don't bother with him
Shrimp dumplings You rascal, how heartless
What now? What?
I only got a bitten barbecued pork bun And half a spring roll
Old Hen has shrimp dumplings Because she is loaded?
You have said it
Granny is like my ETC Available 24 hours a day
Whoever can pay eats better It is fair, right?
Of course, if he had to rely on you He would be starved to death
Let me be honest
It is for my grandson's sake That I let you live here
You owe the roof over your head to him
What do you mean by letting me live here? I pay you rent, do I?
Right, 1500 dollars
You try to get a room with this sum
Come on...
I hear that someone has a 4 o'clock flight to catch
It is past 2 already
Oh yes, Shui
I have told you many times My son's name is not Shui
Not your business Not your business
And not your business either
You said you would take me to the airport Come on, let us go...
All right...take it with you
Don't you go
Rascal, you want to be her lapdog?
Don't bother with him, let us go
Rascal, don't bother to come back
Hear it?
Go to my place Not your business
You tell me, this barbecued pork bun
That rascal has taken a bite?
He didn't like it and so brought it back?
What?
You be honest
Have I taken advantage of that Old Hen?
I pay her rent every month
I give her mushroom, shark's fin and what not for New Year or festivals
I don't live here for free What?
Who am I to you? Uncle
So you finally can give me an answer What?
My poor daughter
She married your good-for-nothing father
Luckily she is doing fine in the States
How long will you stay there this time?
A week or so
If I have the mood, I may stay longer
You can stay there, but don't stay too long
You miss me? It goes without saying
With you over there, who is going to give me money to spend?
That's why I like you, you are honest
It is fate, isn't it?
You like me Whatever I do you won't mind it
You don't like my father And whatever he does it just irks you
I have only one daughter She had to run away because of him
Why don't you use my name?
I can put my estate under your name
No, the young are unreliable Look at me
Sway your good fortune away A tree sways and leaves fall
You keep your money
So that I can ask you for money from time to time, all right?
Oh yes, here are the keys
When you have time
Come water my plants and feed the fish No problem
Well, what about being a taxi driver?
Can't even make ends meet
Of course, you have excuse to get off early everyday
What is the excuse for today? Not excuse
I have to take my ETC to the airport Don't be so honest
But it is the truth
Money
Check?
The ETC is out of order?
Why a check? The ETC broken down?
You want it or not? Of course I do
Post-dated next month?
Of course, even ETC has a withdrawal limit
I don't want you to overdraw
You miss your mother or not? I do
If you do, you should go to see her with me
If she misses me She should come back to see me, right?
You sound like your pa I don't want to
But I am his spawn, I can't help it
No money to withdraw for at least two months
Madam, in a hurry? Crazy
Excuse me...just move in a bit
Move in, really
Sorry
So hot and wearing so many layers, really
May be she is back from some cold place
Hong Kong is so hot It is also hot in other places
It is cold in Queensland in Australia
What Queen? What Queen's land?
Rascal
Need a beating up?
What?
You are in need of a good beating up?
What did you say? Louder please
I am asking you
You want me to beat you up or what?
All ready? OK
How are you? Fine
Mom, how is your health?
She is fine, don't worry
She won't die so soon
How is Shui?
That rascal is like that
If I say East he will say West If I say West he will say East
This is my new branch
A new branch and you didn't tell me
We aren't divorced yet
Can you see I have lost 5 or 6 pounds?
Yes, but even prettier
Over 40 years old yet still look like a virgin
I won't be so busy later
Because I have a new partner
James
Auntie, my name is James
Gweilo, stay away from my wife
You want to try my Chinese kungfu?
Better to be on the safe side
Granny has so many valuables at home
I should add another padlock
That rascal is back
All right, I can climb out from the window
Or it will be embarrassing
Don't want to feel embarrassed?
You asked for it, so sneaky
Lady Boss, can we get a room if we get the membership now?
I am sorry, you have to wait 24 hours It is in the law
Yes, come early tomorrow
Well then, we come back tomorrow Come again
Madam Cutie
What did you say?
Aunt Cutie
You unlock my granny's door in 15 minutes
What are you up to?
Just want to teach my old man a lesson
You mean your pa?
Yes, he stole the keys from me And went to Granny's flat
To watch the videotape my mom sent back
Now we are at it Your pa is pitiable
He did the wrong thing first He asked for it
You do the wrong thing You have to pay for it
It is not my fault
Here's the key, 15 minutes
Remember, 15 minutes, thank you
Ming, throw it away
I...l have to take the tea in
You always have some excuse to shirk work
Granny Deaf
Coming
What is it?
Please throw it away, it has turned bad
Really?
Throw it away? What a shame
Granny Deaf, don't you eat it
The ham has gone bad, throw it away
Throw away? Yes
Throw away, yes...
Don't eat it Yes...
Really, just pick up the phone
Always so stubborn
I am too soft-hearted
I shouldn't have told Brother Tin and others
Let him climb out from the window
Go away! Your mom is calling you
Go away...
A crash involving 6 cars happened in Tuen Mun Highway
A multiple-car crash?
Uncle Hoi, turn on the volume Yes...
Tin...
Go away...
Money?
Don't you pick them
It is my money
Tykes, don't...
Tin...
Tykes, blew my money on popsicles
Give the money back to me
Just you wait
You all right?
You tykes, blew my money on popsicles
Give it back to me
Tykes, you...
Rascal, see what you have done
You have done me in
Who is cursing me?
Who else?
Just a practical joke, Old Pa
Don't eat it!
How many times I have told you? No!
Let me eat it
Don't you do it again, hear it?
Would rather throw it away than let me eat it
No answer
He probably has come out
No, I have unlocked it for so long
But I have not seen him go down
He is not in his bonesetter clinic either
Then where has he gone?
Don't worry, he is a grown man
What a coincidence!
You...
Don't worry, he can take care of himself
All right, I go home and wait for him
I remember it now
You are the daughter of his granny's sister
Then who is she to me?
First cousin once removed
Call me Yuk
He is the son of my brother, Yam Miu
Yam Miu Call me Kam Shui Kam Shui
Get your first cousin once removed some tea
No, thanks
You were a chubby girl when small
Now you are so svelte
And so pretty
Quite...
Oh yes, what is the purpose of your visit?
I have mentioned it to her
I will stay here for a few days For some time
You have mentioned it to her
But I have not heard her mention it
She may have forgotten She is in the States
Aunt has gone to the States?
Then I can stay here to wait for her return
She loves me, she really does She loves you? Yes
How come I have not heard her mention you?
She loves me, Aunt really loves me Shui
We have a storeroom here
My brother uses it to store his medicinal wine and other stuffs
If you don't mind, stay here for a few days No, of course not, sure...
ls there... Yes, hostels for single girls
They are clean
No, I mean is there supermarket nearby?
I want to buy toothpaste and other daily necessities
I suggest you stock up on toothbrushes
Nurse, is it my turn yet?
I will call you when it is your turn Just sit and wait here
It hurts
Master Ho Uncle Cheung What a coincidence
How is Old Master Ho?
My father has passed away for years I am sorry...
Uncle Cheung, why are you here? This old trouble of mine
I have told you many times
To be honest, western medicine doesn't work
For arthritis, you have to come to us
bonesetters
Yes...but it is my son's idea I will go to you next time
Master Ho, why are you here? Me?
I have some cough
I hear that western medicine is good for cough. So I am here
For cough you have to go downstairs This is orthopedics department
Really?
I am going down anyway Let us go together
Sure...you first Sure
Uncle Cheung, you are the senior, after you Sure...
Take care...
Ho Siu-ying...
Uncle Cheung, suddenly I have to pee
You go down first
See you Sure...
Nurse...l am Ho Siu-ying
I have called you three times and no answer Your turn is filled
You be the next I still have to wait?
You want to wait or not? If not You have to line up
All right...
Ying, what happened? How come?
Indeed, what happened? Ask your son
What have I got to do with it?
You really climbed down from the window?
You really did it? How cool
Well, was it fun?
Rascal, dog eat dog
If you will admit to be a dog I don't mind being a puppy
Cut it out...come on...let me give you a rub Uncle, why climbed down from the window?
Why didn't you call the club?
You have the nerve to say that
I climbed down to the club and I knocked on the window
But you ignored me, really When was that? I didn't know it
When was that?
Indeed, if Tin had seen you Why would he ignore you?
Indeed Where does it hurt? You have wronged me
What a good actor All right
What about knocking me out 7 years ago?
There you go again
Tin has said it, it was a misunderstanding
Sis, don't always take your son's side You ask your son
What has he done for the family of Man
Don't you drag it up again Brother Tin has said it
He was a driver for a hotel under Man's Group. Right?
Oh yeah...you take me for a three year old?
Your pa was then an up and coming cop
My superior knew the Man's was not clean
And I was sent there as an undercover The chance was hard to get
Tin had mentioned it He bumped into you in the company
Yes...he bumped into me And I was naive
I thought we were relatives So I told him not to blow my identity
I didn't
Right, you didn't
But when I sneaked into the office to look for documents
You hit me at the head and knocked me out
When I came to, I found nothing
Back in the police station
My superior suspected me and distrusted me I was sidelined
Ying, how can you be so sure it was Tin?
Indeed, you were stupid only Nosy
When I fell to the ground
I had a glimpse of the attacker's shoes
It was exactly like the pair Tin wore that day
How will you believe me? I can't control what you think
Anyway, it was not me
Really, you are not young and yet you still can't get over it
You should blame yourself for being a fool You have to admit it
You can't keep blaming others Take your side
Your pa is now being bullied Your mother has not taught you?
Right, she has not
But why? Why?
Don't go...you stop and tell me
Granny Deaf? Yes, speaking
All right...be careful
Get up What's wrong with her?
Give her a glass of water, hurry Kuen
Mrs Ming, I really am sorry Water Look at her
She has made a mess here, I am sorry
Granny Deaf, cut it out It is all right
She may have taken too many pills
We have to take her to hospital
No...Granny Deaf will be devastated No...see what we can do
Kuen... Let me take her home
Get up, come on Kuen
Come on...go, let us go home
All right, you are Madonna Let us have a concert
How come?
All right...singing done
Take your underdress off
All right All right
Come on, go over there...take it off
Take it off!
No...no
What...you just said yes Now you won't take it off?
Brother Tin Come on...take it off
No... Do it No, I won't Just do it!
You have to kiss me... Do It
Shun Hing Lung, who is it?
Shui, what are you doing here?
I want to know it too
If you are free, change the light bulb in the toilet
It is dark inside
It is Brother Tin's job
No one will do it
There is soup in the kitchen
When his anger passes away ask him to eat it
You cousin not here? No
The girl is strange
She won't go back to her own home
She would rather be a houseguest
But she is quite good looking Good
Outstanding. . .the teeth
How long will she stay here? I want to ask her too
Thank you
So you are back
You're back Yes, back
I have gone out to do some shopping
Shui, have you tidied up your cousin's room
No, I am going to do it now Let me do it Sure...
Let me help you, come on Sure, thanks
Here
It is dark Yes
There is a light here
This is snake
Snake wine, it is dead
You are not scared? No
And rat wine, you are fine with it? No problem Good
And what else we have here? The skeleton, spiders
It is all right, it is a male it doesn't bite
The female is under the bed
This model freaks me out
Could you move it yourself?
So that's it
Aunt Cutie, you have something to ask cousin?
Yes, I want to know...
You prefer the upper bunk or the lower bunk Either is fine
All right
Call us if you have any problems Sure...
What is it?
The light here It is like this
The female spider under the bed
It is very big, black and white in colour
Next to it is a spittoon There are some candles inside
You take them out yourself All right? OK
With you not by my side I am pitiable indeed
Even your son bullies me, you know it?
Have some soup
You come to apologize?
What have I done wrong?
I told Brother Tin to let you out in 5 minutes
You were impatient only
5 minutes? You lying rascal
I have asked Tin
15 minutes is no big deal
Gotcha! Now you are talking
I knew you wouldn't lock me up for just 5 minutes
You take it so seriously? I am not
You have played so many pranks on me I have not got angry for once
You dare? I am your old man You are in no position to get angry
I really don't get it How could I give birth to such a son
Who are you? You want a Prince Charles?
I was so embarrassed in the hospital
I bumped into an old client
Luckily I could hide it
It was not your first time
You are right
He rascal, he won't leave me alone
You really have to play Tai Chi when you hear the tune of General's Command?
What do you know?
Tin, now you are free Have some ginseng tea
You stay up late and your have bloodshot eyes, come on
All right
Mrs Ming, how's Uncle?
He has not left his room
When his anger passes it will be fine
He won't forget I knocked him out
I am sorry, I have put you in a difficult position
What now? Why suddenly sounds like an outsider? Mr Ming
Oh yes, what do you think about it? I think
This brother of mine is always careless
He himself can't be sure it was you who knocked him out
Even if it really was you
I am sure you must have your reason
Mrs Ming, you are a smart girl indeed
I picked it up from you, Mr Ming
Oh yes, there is something I want to tell you, the storeroom...
Aunt Cutie
Brother Tin Madam Cutie
Siu Ho, Rm 3, come with me Yes Come in
Your father is still angry?
He is not that petty, he has got over it
You are off? Yes
Your job is flexible indeed
Have you worked for 4 hours today?
I have already made what I need
Can't you take it more seriously?
I am thinking To change job?
No, Pa is not petty
I can play another prank on him Really
Oh yes, he said you knocked him out
Oh, that
Was it true? You guess
You used to be a big brother
But you are born-again
Born-again'? Resurrection'?
Cool...